The Push-up Theory

About our Challenge

Between a longstanding group of friends, was a normal group chat called The G Theory. No one really knows what the “G” stood for, but it felt important. It had purpose, direction, Class.

Now it’s somehow evolved into The Diddy Theory, which raises more questions than answers and significantly lowers our credibility.

Out of this confusion, The Push-Up Theory was born — a team dedicated to doing thousands of push-ups, doing anything but study, and pretending we understand both fitness and the actual theory behind ourselves.

Our working theory:

• The more push-ups we do, the stronger we get
• The stronger we get, the less we question the name
• The less we question the name, the more dangerous this becomes

We will venture to theoretically complete 3,307 pushups this June, with a highly unrealistic goal of $1,000 of donations raised, however these donations ARE tax-deductible, so get around the theory and start donating for better today.

Will we complete all the push-ups? Probably.
Will we raise money for mental health?

Most definitely.

This isn’t just a challenge.
It’s a theory.

And like all good theories… it makes less sense the more you think about it.